February 2012
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“Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the...”
– Jay Leno
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"Police respond to Florida Mall for crowds"
miramoondarling:
“Callers have reported that police are wearing gas masks.”
According to someone who is there, this is because of shoes
Shoes
SHOES
BASICALLY RIOTS
FOR SHOES
WHAT
EVEN
Anonymous asked: Floridians' driving skills decrease exponentially when it rains. (Even though most of us have hardly any driving skills to begin with.)
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Sleeping Florida man arrested in drive-thru,... →
“In South Florida, we have industrial cockroaches that have to be equipped with...”
– Dave Barry
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The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission is advising hikers, hunters, fishers, and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while in Osceola, Polk, Brevard and Orange Counties. They advise people to wear noise-producing devices; such as, little bells on their clothing, to alert, but not startle, the alligators unexpectedly.
They also advise the carrying of...
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Stupid Criminals: Florida Edition
Jacksonville, FL
It was reported by Kathleen Sweeney, a Jacksonville Times-Union staff writer, that a bank robber saved Jacksonville police some time by writing the demand note on the back of a police report of his previous arrest.
Ft. Lauderdale, FL
Actor Brad Renfro, the 18-year-old actor best known for his co-starring role in the movie “The Client”, and a buddy allegedly tried to...
